The Robot with a B-Cup
The xHamster Data Team has partnered with our Artificial Intelligence (AI) team to bring our understanding of user desires to a new level using machine-learning tools.
Recently, they finished a pioneering experiments in which our AI robot — code name Neuron Jeremy — analyzed over 150K frames of video, taken randomly from over 3000 videos on xHamster. Our unstoppable machine detected a dozen major porn attributes, and ranked them based on popularity.
The most popular category? The always perky “Small boobs” division — coming in at nearly 78% more popular than large breasts. Given our focus on user-created amateur uploads, a more natural look seems appropriate, no?
Another difference between us and those studio porn sites? Tittyfucking — listed politely by our Neuron as “boob sex” — was the least popular category. Turns out, in real life, women don’t really love getting used like a Fleshjack. On the other hand, oral sex for women appeared less than a tenth of the time that blowjobs did!
Come on, guys! Is there any wonder the world is facing a massive orgasm gap???
Recently, they finished a pioneering experiments in which our AI robot — code name Neuron Jeremy — analyzed over 150K frames of video, taken randomly from over 3000 videos on xHamster. Our unstoppable machine detected a dozen major porn attributes, and ranked them based on popularity.
The most popular category? The always perky “Small boobs” division — coming in at nearly 78% more popular than large breasts. Given our focus on user-created amateur uploads, a more natural look seems appropriate, no?
Another difference between us and those studio porn sites? Tittyfucking — listed politely by our Neuron as “boob sex” — was the least popular category. Turns out, in real life, women don’t really love getting used like a Fleshjack. On the other hand, oral sex for women appeared less than a tenth of the time that blowjobs did!
Come on, guys! Is there any wonder the world is facing a massive orgasm gap???
6 年 前
